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My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.Then she told me to take off her skirt.Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore. Permalink Take Off My...
Mother Superior called a young novice into her office one evening. ''Now dear, I want you to give the Father his nightly bath. You are to do as he tells you and be sure...
When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school.Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it.She said, "Well, I got a 20 in math,...
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose...
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine...
There was a young blonde girl who loved to wear skirts everyday to school. One day a boy asked the blonde to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies. She climbed the pole...
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had...
Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles.One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a...
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not...
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought...
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