- You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.- Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.- Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.- Your company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um.- You order your business cards in “half orders”
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These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.- Microsoft: "How much are you going to...
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