Joke Published on November 21st, 2006 by Joker in Just Jokes
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?”God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live.”Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
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