Rabbit Joke 1 A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b’s already. […]
Funny Animal Joke 1 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Funny Animal Joke 2 Although […]
What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ.
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of […]
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things […]
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost […]
Potato Joke 01 How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad. Potato Joke 02 What do you call a baby potato? A small fry! […]
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing […]
Various Animal Joke 1 What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! Various Animal Joke 2 What animal do you […]
whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? a seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor Seagull and […]
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You know,” Mom said, “it’s not your fault that the dog died. […]
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, “Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?” The other cow answers, […]
“Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says. “Oh,” says the second guy. […]
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, “Please let me go. I’ll grant you any wish you desire.” The […]
Horse Joke 1 Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, “You certainly will, and […]
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and […]
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, “Not until you feed the animals.” The boy went outside and said […]
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken […]
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. […]
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: I’m bacon!
There is a Bar in Calumpang who have has a Horse and they have a contest of it. Whoever will make the horse laugh will […]