A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to […]
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking […]
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a dumb blonde, come out of her house. She opened […]
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief […]
One day, a very attractive dumb blonde undergraduate visited the professor’s office. The blonde under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at […]
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and […]
“Please remove your blouse and bra,” says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck. When she is ready, the doc […]
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person […]
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ”I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger […]
How many dumb blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five – one to hold the udder, and four to lift the cow up […]
A dumb blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a […]
Here’s a few Dumb Blondes Following Instructions Jokes, showing when blondes follow instructions to the key. Dumb Blondes Joke Title: Blonde and the Bottle Cap […]
A young sexy blonde went to Las Vegas and found herself in a casino. She had been in the casino for about an hour, and […]
One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blonde girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was […]
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag? A: “'Debbie'…that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
A dumb fat blonde read an article on the dangers of eating too much fat and drinking too much booze and it scared the heck […]
Two dumb blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior […]
Q: Why did the dumb blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.
You find yourself in a big room. In the first corner, you find Superman. In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner […]
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. The blond girl behind […]
Two dumb blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the dumb blondes leans inside […]
Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, […]