A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys’ car and sees […]
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down? Two hundred soles were lost.
A cop pulls over a guy. “Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?” “Gee, officer,” the man says. “Your eyes are awfully glazed […]
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother […]
How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all […]
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe of cannibals. As they sit in […]
Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the […]
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was […]
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, […]
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be […]
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into […]
Yo. Daddy so poor even the bins won’t let him get rubbish out of them Yo Daddy so Poor Joke Submitted by jay
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were […]
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that because of difficulties with the plane’s engines, he must make […]
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes […]
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After […]
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large!
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at […]
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a […]
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly. […]