Restaurant Joke 1 A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots […]
How do you know if the head chef is a clown? When the food tastes funny.
This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb […]
What’s worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting hit by a truck.
Food Joke 1 Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, What’s SHAKING! Food Joke 2 One day, Bill and Tom […]
Waiter Waiter Joke 1 Waiter, waiter! Bring me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!. Waiter Waiter Joke 2 A customer was bothering the waiter […]
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked […]
One day George W. Bush went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya’s friend […]
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger for lunch. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “One burger!” Whereupon […]
What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm? An omlette you probably shouldn’t eat.
Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe? Answer: She wanted to hachet Question: What do you call a egg who’s done […]
A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were advertising that they served the balls of the […]
Cannibal Joke 1 Why don’t cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny. Cannibal Joke 2 Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s […]
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and […]
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to […]
Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? Answer: Tea, please. Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, […]
The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: “Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?” Sartre […]
Why were screams coming from the kitchen? The cook was beating the eggs.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen at the beach? So they don’t peel! Bananas at the beach joke Submitted by
My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list […]
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up […]
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. […]
Burger Joke 1 Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Burger Joke 2 Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if […]