A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in […]
Baby Joke 1 What does a baby computer call his father? Data. Baby Joke 2 Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest […]
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an […]
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick […]
Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read “SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE”.
Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer.
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. “What's the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired. “Nothing at […]
Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to […]
What is the difference between a boy and a girl? A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.
Parent Joke 1 Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o clock.” She said, “But Father, I m no longer a […]
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior […]
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best. “My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get […]
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above […]
A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, “You don’t feel so tough […]
A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, “This is the spot where the barons forced King John […]
In class when students say to me, “Are you Serious?” My reply is, “Yes… like the brightest star in the night-time sky, I am Sirius!”
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wanna go ride bikes!!!
A fourth-grader was excited that he had tried out and gotten a role in his school’s play. His father was really proud of him and […]
Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn’t play twiddlywinks with them.
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other […]
Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was wearing a watch when I visited. Later, when I was putting on my coat […]
A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can''t make […]
“Dad,” said Little Johnny, “I’m late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?” The father said irately, “Son, it just wouldn’t […]
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No […]