A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined!” “It’s in […]
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. […]
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. […]
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, […]
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, “What is 2+2?” The […]
A young boy walked up to his father and asked, “Dad? Does a lawyer ever tell the truth?” The father thought for a moment. “Yes, […]
“I have good news and bad news,” the defense lawyer says to his client. ”What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, “Your blood matches the […]
Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? They don’t become so attached to the lawyers.
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is it […]
A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, “Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100.” The lawyer stood […]
What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.
A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, “Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. “The lawyer for the […]
Funny Law 1 Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Funny Law 2 Bell’s Theorem: As […]
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out […]
Lawyers get a lot of unjust criticism. I would remind you that it is not right to condemn a whole profession just because of 350,000 […]
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Bobby. What’s yours?” […]
Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I cannot recall that particular answer at this time.
What’s wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else seems to think that they’re jokes.
The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case to be reopened, […]
A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last […]
Whats the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? There are skid marks in front […]
A man in a bar stood up and shouted, “Lawyers are Bullies!” A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back “I move […]
Judge Joke 1 The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, “So how do you […]
Morris needs a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm —Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz. He calls up and […]
It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of […]