Political one liner joke How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? That light bulb's never getting changed.
A politician is walking home late at night. As he turns the corner, he is stopped by a mugger who shouts, “Give me all your […]
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, […]
Kim Jong Il Joke 1 All I ask is that the Team America Kim Jong-il appears in the sentimental “Those We’ve Lost…” montage in next […]
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest” “Matima Loves Chachi” “Buffy The Slayer of Yankee […]
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing I want you to know. There’s a box under my bed […]
Reporter: There are many allegations for your disqualification in election. One allegation says you are not a Filipino citizen. Another allegation says your father is […]
How many Whigs does it take to light an oil lamp? One, and that person shall be President Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of […]
Not looking for Funny BNP Jokes, try the BNP Policies Debate for discussing the BNP. British National Party Joke 1 A former BNP security officer […]
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender […]
Q: How many bleached-blonde, bony, right-wing, political pundits who resemble transvestites does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just the one.
What do you call a mentally disabled person in a fancy suit? Mr. President.
Osama Bin Laden Joke 1 According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot […]
wanna know what Obama stands for. OBAMA= One Big Ass Mistake America. Obama Joke Submitted by mary
Whats the white house and the zoo have in common? The zoo has a African lion and the white house has a lion African :) […]
President George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone […]
A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, “All politicians […]
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. President Bush was drowning, […]
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, “Half […]
Clinton Joke 1 Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I m about to hurt you”? A: “Trust me.” Clinton Joke 2 Q: What’s the difference […]
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's […]
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media and publicize it, […]
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he''''d been sitting on a park bench. He […]