Elevator Joke 1.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”
Elevator Joke 2.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It's a Small World” incessantly.
Elevator Joke 3.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Elevator Joke 4.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Elevator Joke 5.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Elevator Joke 6.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Elevator Joke 7.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Elevator Joke 8.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Elevator Joke 9.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I've got new socks on!”
Elevator Joke 10.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!”
Elevator Joke 11.
Elevator Joke 12.
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Elevator Joke 13.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Elevator Joke 14.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You're one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Elevator Joke 15.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.
Elevator Joke 16.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask “is that your beeper?”
Elevator Joke 17.
Say “Ding!” at each floor.
Elevator Joke 18.
Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red buttons.
Elevator Joke 19.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Elevator Joke 20.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Elevator Joke 21.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Elevator Joke 22.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Elevator Joke 23.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Elevator Joke 24.
Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.