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You might be a redneck if auto body repair includes the use of tie wraps……
the funniest one for me was the last one the rest are pooh…. hahaha do u get it pooh
a man goes to see his friend in work the man says to his friend i like your secretary the mans friend said shes a robot squeeze her left tit shes a maths genius squeeze her right tit she acts like a secretary the man says to his friend can i borrow her the mans friend says yes he takes her into an empty room 30secs later you hear screaming the mans friend says i forgot to tell you her arse is a pencil sharpener !!!!!!!!!!!
Robot Sex Joke
you are fuking ace man
Q: What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A: Nothin you already told her twice.
Q how do you make a pool table laugh? tiggle its balls.
one day a lil girl came home from school with a 5$ bill and the mom sed where did you get it then the lil girl said the boys told me to climb the flag pole mom says they only want to look at your panties lil girl says im sorry
next day she comes home with a 10$ bill same thing happens
next day she comes home with a 50$ bill mom say they only wanna look at your pantie lil girl says “but i didn’t wear any panties”.
UpSkirt Panties Joke
Q-why wasnt jesus born in mexico A- because he couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin
why did the girl fall off her horse? cause someone threw a fridge at her
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