Funny Rude Jokes Funny Rude Jokes 1 Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69. Funny […]
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Q: why do some women look at blank paper?
A: they like to read their rights.
What do softball coaches say when they get two outs?
PAIR OF HORNS GIRLS PAIR OF HORNS
that’s not even funny daquisha cuz maybe some people actually like softball and don’t think of softball as ‘dirty’ so back off of softball
I’ve read alot of the responses & negative remarks about the jokes on this website. If these jokes offend you, what the hell are you doing reading them?? It’s common sense. Don’t read them!! Yes they are offensive. That’s what makes them so funny:)
Why do some folks read off-color humor when it is stated in advance that it is Rude and then complain about it? I guess they just feel better whining about something. I cannot think of a logical reason for it.
A girl walks to a corner store and the clerk says would u like my extra juicy dick sandwich its with extra mayonnaise ???? the girl walks over and looks around and says Fuck off u little pansy ass little nigga she grabs his hands and puts them in her pussy she moans real fucking loud and a police officer came in and made a 3some cuz he starting fucking her in her ass whole and from that day forth those people became sex mates on porn sites
THE END FUCKERS AND SUCK MY DICK SANDWICH
WHAT HAS A PENIS AND RUBIC CUBE HAVE IN COMMON?
THE LONGER YOU PLAY WITH IT HARDER IT GETS
M.s Lisa had three kids…
Rose. Mum why am I called rose?
M.s lisa. Because a rose fell in your head the day after you were born
Lily. Mum why am I called holly?
M.s Lisa because a holly fell on your head the when you were coming out of the
Third child. Eeooshnaplag!
M.s Lisa. SHUT UP BRICK