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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls!
Q: What is 500 feet big, is black and white and blue all over, and weighs only 5 pounds? A: Nothing.
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The was a man walking down the street and he stutters… He gose into a cake shop and saying to the women can can can i buy a bum she says can u buy a what?
he says can can can i buy a bum she said a bun he said yeah…
So he carry’s on walking down the street she gose into a R&B shop and says can can can i buy a fucket the chap said buy a what?
he says can can can i buy a fucket the chap said a bucket he says yeah so he carrys on walking down the street…. and he gose into a clock shop and says can i buy a cock the women says can u buy a what?
he say can can can i buy a cock she says oh a clock he said yeah… so he carrys on walking down the street and some says to him excuse me have you got the time please…. man says yeah here hold my bum and fucket why i get my cock out…..
Funny Cock Joke
Mirror mirror on the door
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully … says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four”.
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.
Again, there’s a bright flash… and his legs fall off.
Penis Enlargement Joke
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.
The woman immediately goes into her supervisor’s office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, “What’s wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?”
The woman replies, “He’s a midget.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You’ve already told her twice.
hi i just wanted to say you are good but put something like this
the man came in a bedroom and found A sexy fucking girl crying he went up to her and said do you want me to wank you so the man wanked her and saw her tits and her fanny and everything else mate you sure want to try that out and i am 29 so ive done that before to my sexy babe
but i have to go because im just going to have sex with my girlfriend blow job god she is sexy shes got big ones but im not going into details
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