Jacob and hiw wife, Martha and their son Ethan, all devout Amish farmers, travelled to the big city and had an occasion to enter a Department Store with an elevator. The two men watched in amazement as the elevator doors opened and people came walking out. The only person to enter the elevator at that time was an 85 year old woman on a walker, who finally got into the elevator. The doors closed and the two men watched as the floor indicator progressed from “1” to “5”,then the indicator reversed and finally the floor “1” lit up. The elevator doors again opened and a 24 yr old blonde “hottie” waked out. Jacob stared open-mouthed, then told his son “Go get your mother”.