An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the Irish countryside when they came upon an unusual sight – an old gallows.
The American thought he would have a joke on his Irish companion. “You see that, I reckon,” said he to the Irishman, pointing to the gallows. “And now where would you be if the gallows had its due?”
“Riding alone,” coolly replied Paddy.
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