yo mama so fat she sat on the ipod and created the ipad
yo mama so fat she fell off both sides of the bed
yo mamas so fat that when you poke her with a fork she bleeds chocolate milk
Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said “Holy Crap, That’s My Phone Number”
Yo mamas sooooo fat she didint need to take a flight she was already in China.
Yo mamma is so fat she was talking on her telephone and it got lost in her ear.
Yo mamma is so fat when she gets hit by a bus she yelled “Who throw that Twinkie at me?”
Yo mamma so fat a vampire bit her and got Type 2 diabetes.
Yo mamma so fat and dumb, she thinks she’s in shape, because circle is a shape.
Yo mamma so fat even Kirby can’t eat her.
yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her on christmas and it still printing
yo mamma so fat it took Usain Bolt 3 years to run around her
Yo mamma so fat she has front, side, and back boobs
yo mamma so fat she sneeze bacon grease