Yo mama so fatt not even jesus could lift up her spirit
Yo momma so fat that she has a gravitational pull
Yo momma so fat that she thinks the ocean is like jumping in a puddle
YO momma so fat that the government thought that she was RUSSIA.
yo momma so fat that when she entered the fat racing contest she came in first second and third
Yo momma so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.
Yo momma so fat the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a twinkie in the street.
Yo Momma So Fat They Used Her For The New Years Ball Drop
Yo momma so fat when she went to the zoo she got put in with hippos
Yo momma so fat when she fell off the roof people thought it was Santa Claus!
Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the Atlantic ocean she brought back titanic
yo momma so fat when she pulls her panties down to her knees she still has pu**y in them.
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincoln said ouch.
Yo momma so fat when she walks across the isle at the theatre everybody misses the movie