Jokes About Black People: I’m not a racist, but….
If you are a black person reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn racist crackers, there’s a place to do this at White Jokes where you will find some more poorly written Racist Jokes and Black Jokes.
Back to the black jokes…
Funny Black Jokes 1
A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant.
It’s called Nacho Mama.
Funny Black Jokes 2
Blacks took over Toys R us.
The renamed it to We B toys.
Funny Black Jokes 3
Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel?
He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.
Funny Black Jokes 4
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They’re going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
Funny Black Jokes 5
Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
Because every time the sergeant said: “Get down!” they stood up and started dancing.
Funny Black Jokes 6
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Funny Black Jokes 7
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
It is not there.
Funny Black Jokes 8
How did the black girl know her mother was on the rag?
Her brothers dick tasted funny.
Funny Black Jokes 9
How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
Moved the trees closer together.
Funny Black Jokes 10
How did they invent break dancing?
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Funny Black Jokes 11
Did you hear about the new black French restaurant?
It’s called Chez What.
Funny Black Jokes 12
What did Lincoln say after his five day drunk?
I freed whom.
Funny Black Jokes 13
What did the black girl say while having sex?
Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.
Funny Black Jokes 14
What did the black women get for getting an abortion?
Fat cash from crime stoppers.
Funny Black Jokes 15
What did the white redneck say to his wife when she told him their black neighbors was coming over for Christmas?
So much for a white Christmas this year!
Black People Jokes
Black People Jokes 1
How do you keep black people out of your back yard?
Hang one in the front!!
Black People Jokes 2
How many black people does it take to pave a road?
Depends on how heavy the roller is.
Black People Jokes 3
How many black people does it take to single a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice um.
Black People Jokes 4
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Black People Jokes 5
What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
Black People Jokes 6
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana
Black People Jokes 7
Why are black people like jelly beans?
No one likes the black ones.
Black People Jokes 8
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL
Black People Jokes 9
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.
Black People Jokes 10
Why did God invent golf?
So white people could dress up like blacks.
Black People Jokes 11
Why do black people wear hats covering their face?
So the birds don’t shit on their lips.
Black People Jokes 12
What do you call a barn full of blacks?
Black People Jokes 13
What do you call a black guys condom?
A duffel bag.
Black People Jokes 14
What do you call a black man in a tree?
A branch manager.
Black People Jokes 15
What do you call a black man in Thailand?
Black Jokes 1
Why do black women where high heels?
So their knuckles don’t drag.
Black Jokes 2
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
Black Jokes 3
Why do blacks bury their dead upside down?
To use them as bike racks.
Black Jokes 4
Why do blacks keep their fly’s open?
In case they have to count to eleven.
Black Jokes 5
Why do blacks raise chickens?
To teach their kids how to walk.
Black Jokes 6
Why do blacks smell so bad?
So the blind can hate them too.
Black Jokes 7
Why do blacks wear white gloves?
So they don’t bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
Black Jokes 8
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Negro out of their mouths
Black Jokes 9
Why do you never hit a black on a bike?
Because it is probably your bike.
Black Jokes 10
Why don’t black kids jump on their beds?
Because they’ll stick to the Velcro on the ceiling.
Black Jokes 11
Why don’t blacks like blow jobs?
They don’t like any jobs.
Black Jokes 12
Why don’t blacks like Tylenol?
They have to pick cotton to get to them.
Black Jokes 13
Why is Stevie Wonder Smiling all the time?
He doesn’t know he’s black.
Black Jokes 14
What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
Antique farm equipment.
Black Racist Jokes
Black Racist Jokes 1
How do they say “fuck you” in Los Angeles?
Black Racist Jokes 2
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Black Racist Jokes 3
How do you get them down once they’re stuck?
Tell Mexican kids they’re pinatas.
Black Racist Jokes 4
How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t black?
Ever try and take a rib from a black.
Black Racist Jokes 5
How do you make a black nervous?
Take him to an auction.
Black Racist Jokes 6
How do you start a black parade?
Roll a 40 down the street.
Black Racist Jokes 7
How do you starve a black man?
Put his food stamps in his work boots.
Black Racist Jokes 8
How do you stop a black baby from crying?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
Black Racist Jokes 9
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
Black Racist Jokes 10
How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
None, it’s a woman’s job.
Black Racist Jokes 11
Is it better to be born black or gay?
Black – because you don’t have to tell your folks.
Black Racist Jokes 12
What do u call a black priest?
Black Racist Jokes 13
What do you call 100 black guys buried from the neck down?
Black Racist Jokes 14
What do you call 4 blacks in a 57 chevy?
Black Jokes One Liners
Black Jokes One Liners 1
What’s the difference between batman and a black-man?
Batman can go to the store with out robin.
Black Jokes One Liners 2
What’s the definition of black foreplay?
Don’t scream or I’ll kill you.
Black Jokes One Liners 3
What’s the definition of the word “Confusion”?
Father’s day in Harlem.
Black Jokes One Liners 4
What’s the definition of worthless?
A 7’2? black man with a small prick, that can’t play basketball.
Black Jokes One Liners 5
What’s the difference between shit and a black?
Eventually Shit turns white and stops stinking.
Black Jokes One Liners 6
What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?
Black Jokes One Liners 7
What’s wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
The car holds 6.
Black Jokes One Liners 8
When is the only time u concentrate on a black man.
Behind the eyepiece of your rifle.
Black Jokes One Liners 9
Who are the two most famous black women in history?
Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker.
Black Jokes One Liners 10
Who won the race down the tunnel, the black or the Pole?
The Pole because the black had to stop to write “motherfucker” on the wall.
Black Jokes One Liners 11
Why are aspirins white?
Because they work.
Black Jokes One Liners 12
Why are black guys eyes red after sex?
From the pepper spray.
Black Jokes One Liners 13
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Black Jokes One Liners 14
Why did God invent the climax?
So blacks would know when to stop fucking.
Black Jokes One Liners 15
Why did so many blacks get killed in the war?
When the Colonel yelled get down, they all got up and danced.
Best Black Jokes
Best Black Jokes 1
What did God say when he saw the first black person?
Oops, I burnt one!
Best Black Jokes 2
What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
Best Black Jokes 3
What do you call a black person on birth-control?
Best Black Jokes 4
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A black and Decker pecker wrecker.
Best Black Jokes 5
What do you call a black test tube baby?
Janitor in a drum.
Best Black Jokes 6
What do you call a black with a new bike?
Best Black Jokes 7
What do you call a black with a new caddie?
A better thief.
Best Black Jokes 8
What do you call a black with no arms?
Best Black Jokes 9
What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
An oil spill
Best Black Jokes 10
What do you call a pool full of black kids?
Best Black Jokes 11
What do you call an Negro with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick.
Best Black Jokes 12
What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!
Best Black Jokes 13
What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
Best Black Jokes 14
What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10,000 black guys?
Best Black Jokes 15
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload
Jokes About Black People
Jokes About Black People 1
What do you get when you cross a black and a groundhog?
6 more weeks of basketball season.
Jokes About Black People 2
What do you get when you cross a black prostitute with a Chinese woman?
A broad that sucks shirts.
Jokes About Black People 3
What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a black person?
A Snow-blower that Doesn’t work!
Jokes About Black People 4
What does a black person get for Christmas?
Jokes About Black People 5
What does an apple and a Negro have in common?
They both look soooo pretty hanging from a tree.
Jokes About Black People 6
What does the BFI on the dumpster’s stand for?
Black Family Inside
Jokes About Black People 7
What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black one steals your watch.
Jokes About Black People 8
What has six legs and goes: “Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do”?
Three blacks running for the elevator.
Jokes About Black People 9
What is black and has four legs and goes Hol De Doe, Hol De Doe?
Two blacks running for the elevator.
Jokes About Black People 10
What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit?
Jokes About Black People 11
What is white with a black asshole?
Jokes About Black People 12
What was the only thing missing from the million man march?
Jokes About Black People 13
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Jokes About Black People 14
What’s black and white and red all over?
An interracial couple in a car wreck.
Jokes About Black People 15
What’s long, black and smelly?
The unemployment line.
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