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Racist Black Jokes
Racist Black Joke 1
You’re so black at night school the teacher counted you absent.
Racist Black Joke 2
I’ve never seen a black man on the Jetsons, future looks good don’t it.
Racist Black Joke 3
Never hit a black man on a bike, it’s probably your bike.
Racist Black Joke 4
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
“Wow,” says the bartender “That is really something, where did you get it?”
“Africa,” says the parrot.
Racist Black Joke 5
Black women where high heels so their knuckles don’t drag on the floor.
Funny Black Racist Jokes
Funny Black Racist Joke 1
Stevie Wonder was happy all the time because he didn’t know he’s black.
Funny Black Racist Joke 2
It is hard being black, we get a raw deal with every sport.
Pool you have a white ball trying to knock you in a hole.
Hockey your slapping a black puck around.
The only thing we have is bowling, where you have a black ball trying to knock down a bunch of rednecks.
Funny Black Racist Joke 3
Black kids jump on their beds because they’ll stick to the Velcro on the ceiling.
Funny Black Racist Joke 4
A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant called Nacho Mama.
Funny Black Racist Joke 5
A black guy took over Toys R Us and renamed it to We B Toys.
Racist Black Jokes One Liners
Racist Black Jokes One Liner 1
New black French restaurant opening soon called Chez What.
Racist Black Jokes One Liner 2
I know a black man used my computer, it’s not there anymore!
Racist Black Jokes One Liner 3
The KKK bought the movie rights to Roots, they play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
Racist Black Jokes One Liner 4
Black girls know their mother is on the rag when their brothers dick tastes funny.
Racist Black Jokes One Liner 5
New improved Harlem transportation system for black people, we moved the trees closer together.
Funny Racist Black Jokes
Funny Racist Black Joke 1
Did you know break dancing was accidentally invented by black people while trying to steal the hub caps from a moving car.
Funny Racist Black Joke 2
Scientists confirm Adam and Eve weren’t black, no way you’d ever take a rib from a black person.
Funny Racist Black Joke 3
Is it murder to hide a black mans food stamps in his work boots?
Funny Racist Black Joke 4
How many blacks people does it take to clean a toilet? None, it’s a Mexican’s job.
Funny Racist Black Joke 5
It’s better to be born gay than black, because you don’t have to tell the world you are gay.
Extremely Racist Black Jokes
Extremely Racist Black Joke 1
Abraham Lincoln quote after his week long day drinking binge? I freed whom!
Extremely Racist Black Joke 2
Black women around the world thanked for crime prevention method that really works: abortion.
Extremely Racist Black Joke 3
Definition of a black man’s foreplay, don’t scream or I’ll kill you.
Extremely Racist Black Joke 4
The two most famous black women in history are Aunt Jemmima and Mutha Fucker.
Extremely Racist Black Joke 5
Did you know black people are so tall because their knee grows.
Dark Skin Jokes
Dark Skin Jokes 1
No wonder black people have dark skin.
They’re always getting grilled by the police.
Dark Skin Jokes 2
Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects.
It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin.
Dark Skin Jokes 3
It’s disgusting that people with dark skin are referred to as being ‘black’ or ‘paki’
I prefer to call them Caucasianally challenged
Dark Skin Jokes 4
CNN.com: XBOX Kinect has ‘trouble’ recognizing dark skin.
Ah, who’d have thought subliminal racism was still alive & well in America!
Racist Jokes Black Humor
What did you think of these black jokes? If you have a funny black joke or other black jokes not above feel free to post it as a comment below. Would be nice to see some new black jokes, so many are rehashed old jokes.
More Funny Black Jokes
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