A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the blackjack dealer.
The BJ player said, “When I get bad cards, it’s not the blackjack dealer’s fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the blackjack dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?”
The blackjack dealer said, “When you eat out do you tip the waiter?” … “Yes” replied the player.
“Well then, he serves you food at dinner; I’m serving you cards at blackjack, so you should tip me.”
“Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. So I’ll take an eight!”