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8 Out Of 10 Voices In My Head Say ‘don’t Shoot’

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99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name

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A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain

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All Men Are Idiots, And I Married Their King

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Beer: Now Cheaper Than Gasoline So Don’t Drive… Drink

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Born Free But I’m Higher Priced Now

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Born Free. Taxed To Death

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Chaos-panic-fear My Work Here Is Done

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Discourage Inbreeding Ban Country Music

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Don”t Bother Me I’m Living Happily Ever After

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Don’t Steal. The Government Hates Competition

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Even Though This Is A Stupid Sticker You’re Squinting To Read It

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Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Don’t Have Film Facility

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Everyone Is Born Right-handed Only The Gifted Overcome It

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Filthy Stinking Rich (2 Out Of 3 Ain’t Bad)

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Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies

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Gun Control Means Using Both Hands

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Hands Up Motherstickers This Is A Fuckup

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Hard Work Has A Future Payoff. Laziness Pays Off Now.

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Hard Work Never Killed Anyone But Why Take The Chance?

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I Don’t Suffer From Insanity… I Enjoy Every Minute Of It

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I Had A Handle On Life But It Broke

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I Respect Your Opinioni Just Don’t Want To Hear It

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I’d Rather Be Raisin’ Cain Than Raisin’ Bran

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If The Screams From My Trunk Bother You Turn Up Your Radio

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If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher If You’re Reading It In English, Thank A Soldier

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If You Can’t Live Without Me How Come You’re Not Dead?

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I’m Getting Off Here

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I’m Gonna Survive Even If It Kills Me

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I’m Not Mooning You I’m Turning The Other Cheek

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I’m Not Tailgating I’m Kissing Ass

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Isn’t A Smoking Area In A Restaurant Like A Peeing Area In A Swimming Pool?

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It’s Been A Long Week Already And It’s Only Monday

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I’ve Got A Perfect Body But It’s In The Trunk And Beginning To Smell

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Jesus Is Coming Look Busy

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Just When You Think Life’s A Bitch It Has Puppies

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Lawyers – Criminals I Forget The Difference

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Life’s A Casino & I Keep Crapping Out

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Like A Roll Of Toilet Paper Life Goes Faster Near The End

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Look Out! I Drive Just Like You

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Love Him Like A King Train Him Like A Dog

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Love Thy Neighbor But Don’t Get Caught

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My 401-k Is Now A 101-k

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Nowhere You Are

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Out Of My Mind (back In 5 Minutes)

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Shh! I’m Listening To A Book

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Shit Hit The Fan? Try The Toilet Instead

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Slick, Smooth & Flashy (and I Don’t Mean My Car)

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Some People Are Only Alive Because It’s Illegal To Shoot Them

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Stay Out Of The Fridge Unless You Want To Look Like This!

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Support Cannibalism. Eat Me

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T”m Great In Bed (i Can Sleep All Night)

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The Masses Are Asses

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Truck Drivers Back Up But They Won’t Back Down

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Turn The Other Cheek? Hell, I Kick Ass

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We’re Born Cold, Wet And Hungry Then Things Get Worse

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Why Litter? Just Shove It Up Your Ass

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Women Love Exclamation Points!!! (but They Hate Periods)

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