Q. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A. One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!

Q. What is the difference between a bearded lawyer and a catfish?
A. One’s slimy and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water.

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