Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there is only ONE spot left.
Knowing this, Pamela decides to seduce God by showing her bare breasts.
God looks at them and says, “Very nice.”
“Does that mean I”m in?” says Pamela.
God looks over to his side and sees the Queen of England douching in the corner.
He looks back at Pamela and says, “Sorry, a royal flush always beats a pair.”