Christian Joke 1
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
Christian Joke 2
A forbidden fruit will create many jams.
Christian Joke 3
Come in and have your faith lifted.
Christian Joke 4
Give God what’s right — not what’s left.
Christian Joke 5
God answers Knee-Mail.
Christian Joke 6
God didn’t promise a calm passage. He promised a safe landing.
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God doesn’t grade on the curve, He grades on the cross.
Christian Joke 8
God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. A Honda. The apostles were all in one Accord. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Christian Joke 9
How do we know that men, not women, made the coffee in Biblical times? It clearly states that He-brews.
Christian Joke 10
If God is your Copilot – you’re in the wrong seat!
Christian Joke 11
If you can’t sleep, try counting your blessings.
Christian Joke 12
If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
Christian Joke 13
In Germany, what do they call their pastors? German Shepherds.
Christian Joke 14
Man’s way leads to a hopeless end — God’s way leads to an endless hope.
Christian Joke 15
Our job isn’t to change the message. Our job is to let the message change us.
Christian Joke 16
Peace starts with a smile.
Christian Joke 17
Since God gave us two ears and one mouth, He must have wanted us to do twice as much listening as talking.
Christian Joke 18
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
Christian Joke 19
The person who angers you, controls you!
Christian Joke 20
The problem ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
Christian Joke 21
The will of God will not take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.
Christian Joke 22
Try Jesus. If you don’t like Him, the devil will gladly take you back.
Christian Joke 23
Try our Sundays. They’re better than Baskin-Robbin’s.
Christian Joke 24
Under the same management for over 2000 years.
Christian Joke 25
What baby sitter is mentioned in the Bible? David. He rocked Goliath to a deep sleep.
Christian Joke 26
What is the Traditional Thanksgiving Hymn? Low in the Gravy (Lay Jesus My Savior).
Christian Joke 27
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? Ruthless.
Christian Joke 28
What reason did Adam give his children when they asked he no longer lived in Eden? Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Christian Joke 29
When you pray, don’t give God instructions. Just report for duty!
Christian Joke 30
Where will you be seated in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
Christian Joke 31
Which area of Palestine was the wealthiest? Next to the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
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Which Bible character had no parents? Joshua. He was the son of Nun.
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Which man in the Bible was the most flagrant lawbreaker? Moses. He broke all ten commandments at once.
Christian Joke 34
Who is the shortest man in the Bible? Knee High Myah.
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Who was the best comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought the house down.
Christian Joke 36
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Christian Joke 37
Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible? Noah . He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Christian Joke 38
Why couldn’t they play cards on the Ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Christian Joke 39
Working for God does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.
Christian Joke 40
Yes, God loves us all, but He favors “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”
Christian Joke 41
You are not too bad to come in and you are not too good to stay out.
Christian Joke 42
You can tell how great a person is by what it takes to discourage him.