Chuck Norris Joke 1
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

Chuck Norris Joke 2
Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.

Chuck Norris Joke 3
Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

Chuck Norris Joke 4
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Chuck Norris Joke 5
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris Joke 6
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris Joke 7
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris Joke 8
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris Joke 9
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris Joke 10
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

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