Chuck Norris Joke 1 Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence. Chuck […]
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chuck norris’ daughter lost her virginity he got it back
some kids look under there bed for the boogeyman
the boogeyman looks under his bed for chuck norris
Isn’t it a coincidence that Haley’s commit was discovered the exact same time Church Norris was popping a zit?
Black holes eat everything. chuck norris has black holes with a side of hard boiled gold willie wonka eggs.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said say please first…Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris will save us from 2012
1)energy might be a form of matter but they are both a form of Chuck Norris 2)Why dosent Chuck norris have to mow his lawn? because he stairs at it and says i dare you to grow 3)WWII happened because chuck norris took a nap. 4)chuck norris can make a girl climax by pointing at her and saying booooya 5)one day chuck norris’s wife politely asked him to do the dishes. So he got up and threw the dished in the trash and roundhouse kicked her
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