– He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.

– Help! I’ve fallen asleep and I can’t wake up!

– His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.

– Textbook is confusing … someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it.

– This class was a religious experience for me … I had to take it all on faith.

– The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.

– Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material.

– Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing – it’s a great stress reliever.

– Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose – spraying in all directions – no way to stop it.

– I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets.

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