Fat Joke 1
You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
Fat Joke 2
You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
Fat Joke 3
You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
Fat Joke 4
You have so many double chins you look like you are staring over a pile of pancakes.
Fat Joke 5
Your wife is butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
Fat Joke 6
Your wife is so big, he plays hopscotch like, “Texas…Alabama…North Carolina…Pennsylvania…”
Fat Joke 7
Your wife is so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Fat Joke 8
Your wife is so fat she ate the milky way.
Fat Joke 9
Your wife is so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
Fat Joke 10
Your wife is so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
Fat Joke 11
Your wife is so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Fat Joke 12
Your wife is so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
Fat Joke 13
Your wife is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.
Fat Joke 14
Your wife is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Fat Joke 15
Your wife is so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Fat Joke 16
Your wife is so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
Fat Joke 17
Your wife is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
Fat Joke 18
Your wife is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
Fat Joke 19
Your wife is so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Fat Joke 20
Your wife is so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
Fat Joke 21
Your wife is so fat, he shows up on radar.
Fat Joke 22
Your wife is so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get to her GOOD side.
Fat Joke 23
Your wife is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
Fat Joke 24
Your wife is so fat, if he wore a Goodyear hat, he’d look like a blimp.
Fat Joke 25
Your wife is so fat, on Halloween she says “Trick or Meatloaf!”
Fat Joke 26
Your wife is so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, “Tsunami!”
Fat Joke 27
Your wife is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
Fat Joke 28
Your wife is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Fat Joke 29
Your wife is so fat, she’s the reason they invented double doors.
Fat Joke 30
Your wife is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth’s equator.
Fat Joke 31
Your wife is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
Fat Joke 32
Your wife is so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Richter scale!