Three married men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter asked each one of them, how many times they have cheated their wives.
First Man: Never!
St. Peter checked his book and gave him a Rolls-Royce to drive during his stay in heaven.
Second Man: Aah, about 25-30 times.
St. Peter gave him a Ford Pinto.
Third Man: Maybe, 400-500 times.
St. Peter gave him a bicycle.
A few months later, the three met up . The Pinto driver and the bicycle rider were surprised as they noticed the Rolls-Royce man was very sad.
Second and Third Men: Why the sad face?
First Man: I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!