Three married men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter asked each one of them, how many times they have cheated their wives.

First Man: Never!

St. Peter checked his book and gave him a Rolls-Royce to drive during his stay in heaven.

Second Man: Aah, about 25-30 times.

St. Peter gave him a Ford Pinto.

Third Man: Maybe, 400-500 times.

St. Peter gave him a bicycle.

A few months later, the three met up . The Pinto driver and the bicycle rider were surprised as they noticed the Rolls-Royce man was very sad.

Second and Third Men: Why the sad face?

First Man: I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!

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