Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
I didn’t wan’t to make you cry.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary Lee.
Mary lee who?
Mary Lee we roll along.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door!

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