Ant Joke 1
Why don’t anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
Ant Joke 2
Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !
Ant Joke 3
Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
Ant Joke 4
What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
Ant Joke 5
What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano ? Discordant !
Ant Joke 6
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
Ant Joke 7
What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
Ant Joke 8
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
Ant Joke 9
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
Ant Joke 10
What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
Ant Joke 11
Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
Ant Joke 12
What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ? An ant’s mouth !
Ant Joke 13
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
Ant Joke 14
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
Ant Joke 15
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
Ant Joke 16
What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
Ant Joke 17
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
Ant Joke 18
Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
Ant Joke 19
What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
Ant Joke 20
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
Ant Joke 21
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
Ant Joke 22
What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
Ant Joke 23
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
Ant Joke 24
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
Ant Joke 25
What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
Ant Joke 26
Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !