Brother And Sister Joke 1
So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog’s brother.

Brother And Sister Joke 2
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. Well, said the Scout. Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.

Brother And Sister Joke 3
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !

Brother And Sister Joke 4
Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

Brother And Sister Joke 5
Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !

Brother And Sister Joke 6
My brother’s just opened a shop. Really? How’s he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Brother And Sister Joke 7
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa s.

Brother And Sister Joke 8
My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.

Brother And Sister Joke 9
Little Brother: I m going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

Brother And Sister Joke 10
Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

Brother And Sister Joke 11
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said shake well before using.

Brother And Sister Joke 12
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!

Brother And Sister Joke 13
Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

Brother And Sister Joke 14
What’s your father’s occupation? asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. He’s a conjurer, Ma am, said the new boy. How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?

Brother And Sister Joke 15
Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.

Brother And Sister Joke 16
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

Brother And Sister Joke 17
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?

Brother And Sister Joke 18
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

Brother And Sister Joke 19
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.

Brother And Sister Joke 20
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. Sis, he said, I wish you d sing Christmas carols. That’s nice of you, Alfie, she replied. Why ?

Brother And Sister Joke 21
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

Brother And Sister Joke 22
Teacher: What’s this a picture of ? Class: Don’t know, Miss. Teacher: It’s a kangaroo. Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them

Brother And Sister Joke 23
Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Brother And Sister Joke 24
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, I hate my sister’s guts. All right, said his mother, I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.

Brother And Sister Joke 25
Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!

Brother And Sister Joke 26
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

Brother And Sister Joke 27
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

Brother And Sister Joke 28
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

Brother And Sister Joke 29
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Brother And Sister Joke 30
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.

Brother And Sister Joke 31
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name !

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