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why did the cannibal cross the road?
HE DIDNT BETCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why did the cannibal cross the road. because the divorcee was on the other side’
why did the cannibal cross the road. because the Swahili farmer kept trying to glue feathers on him.
why did the cannibal cross the road. because the capitalist pigs are free.
why did the cannibal cross the road. because the communist can’t run without their own people shooting them in the back.
why did the cannibal cross the road. because the jihadi already taken their heads. under arrest he said look someone was already eating them and they took the best part.
why did the cannibal cross the road. because he was chasing the farmer.
why did the cannibal cross the road. because the had been hit by a car and he was easy pickings.
why did the cannibal cross the road. because he was applying for the job as head chopper with the jihad and had a clean up plan the couldn’t fail.
why did the cannibal cross the road. because the government promised him free food. there was a revolution brewing.
why did the cannibal race across 4 lanes of heavy traffic to get to the restaurant? Because the sign in the window said “Children half price ” !
The cannibal actually crossed the road to get away from Eric. He was scared he would be infected by whatever bug ate up Eric’s brain. ????????????
My last comment about true reason cannibal crossed the road was in reference to STEPHEN’S comments, NOT ERIC’S!!!
So sorry Eric!
what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?……. he wiped! there bitches, now thats a joke!
A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
+ Tourist: $8.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $12.50
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the Politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”
So a cannibal is running through the woods and passes his friend.
i will eat you at dinner. i will seat you at dinner. last on home goes in the pot. i hope the lion leave some behind for us. keep running and we will eat you instead.
Why don’t cannibals eat divorced women? Because they’re bitter.
because you make glue out of nags. (nag and old horse or broken down female horse. because it is better to wait until the puppies are born before you eat the bitch. because if you wait till after the bitch has had the puppies you get to have veal on the side. they do but they wait until welfare fattens them up first. they don’t because they have to marry them to fatten up the kids to make veal. they don’t because the divorcee eat them first. they don’t because the divorcee’s kill all men on first site. they don’t because lesbian’s fight back. they didn’t because he pretend to like to get her alone and she threatened to cut off his ball and make him eat them. they couldn’t because she got a retraining order on them. now their vegans. they couldn’t because she got a retraining order on them. they couldn’t because they bring themselves to kill her because she wouldn’t stop crying. they couldn’t because she was so fat that they afraid they would get heart disease. they couldn’t because she was so fat that they would die trying to carry her home. they wouldn’t because the amount of time it took to fatten her up would kill them with her nagging. they couldn’t because she was so venomous that they used to poison other people instead. they ran instead when they tried to shoot she grabbed out of the spit it back in the pygmy eyes and watch pretending tears so the other would come back with a butcher knife behind her back saying i’m sorry i’m sorry. they couldn’t because her sugary smile rotted their teeth. they couldn’t because when they went into her house to kill she was waiting with a group of lesbian pygmy and was having them for dinner literally and the door shut SLAM. and they said hello honey. and began pouring it on them. honey that is.!!!! they couldn’t because she had back stabbed them first. they couldn’t because she had learned to back-stab others first. because they didn’t want her to get her claws into them. because they had to run from all the claws mark on their faces. because the restraining said 1000 feet. because she had the shake to bad from eating her own kids’ because she had taken everything and she was kind enough to give them his balls. because she had already given them her kids. because she had already prepared them a meal of his sons. because she had already prepared a meal of the kids. because she had been feeding them her ex the whole time to get rid of the evidence.
all you ever wanted about divorcees sorry im arrogant
HERE’S SOME MORE
“CANNIBAL 1: WHERE DID MY WIFE GO? CANNIBAL 3: I ATE HER”
“WHY DID THE CANNIBAL CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE HE WAS FULL OF BONES (OF OTHERS)”
“WHY DID THE CANNIBAL GO TO THE GYM? BECAUSE IT IS THE CANNIBAL EQUIVALENT OF A SUPERMARKET AS IT IS FULL OF PEOPLE AND CANNIBALISM IS DEFINED AS THE CONSUMPTION OF ANOTHER HUMAN. AND GYMS ARE FULL OF HUMANS, SO THAT’S WHY THE CANNIBAL WENT TO THE GYM.”
P.S, NICE WEBSITE. I ATE MY WIFE
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