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because you make glue out of nags. (nag and old horse or broken down female horse.
because it is better to wait until the puppies are born before you eat the bitch.
because if you wait till after the bitch has had the puppies you get to have veal on the side.
they do but they wait until welfare fattens them up first.
they don’t because they have to marry them to fatten up the kids to make veal.
they don’t because the divorcee eat them first.
they don’t because the divorcee’s kill all men on first site.
they don’t because lesbian’s fight back.
they didn’t because he pretend to like to get her alone and she threatened to cut off his ball and make him eat them.
they couldn’t because she got a retraining order on them. now their vegans.
they couldn’t because she got a retraining order on them.
they couldn’t because they bring themselves to kill her because she wouldn’t stop crying.
they couldn’t because she was so fat that they afraid they would get heart disease.
they couldn’t because she was so fat that they would die trying to carry her home.
they wouldn’t because the amount of time it took to fatten her up would kill them with her nagging.
they couldn’t because she was so venomous that they used to poison other people instead.
they ran instead when they tried to shoot she grabbed out of the spit it back in the pygmy eyes and watch pretending tears so the other would come back with a butcher knife behind her back saying i’m sorry i’m sorry.
they couldn’t because her sugary smile rotted their teeth.
they couldn’t because when they went into her house to kill she was waiting with a group of lesbian pygmy and was having them for dinner literally and the door shut SLAM. and they said hello honey. and began pouring it on them. honey that is.!!!!
they couldn’t because she had back stabbed them first.
they couldn’t because she had learned to back-stab others first.
because they didn’t want her to get her claws into them.
because they had to run from all the claws mark on their faces.
because the restraining said 1000 feet.
because she had the shake to bad from eating her own kids’
because she had taken everything and she was kind enough to give them his balls.
because she had already given them her kids.
because she had already prepared them a meal of his sons.
because she had already prepared a meal of the kids.
because she had been feeding them her ex the whole time to get rid of the evidence.

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