What NOT to do when gambling in a casino
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Don’t ask casino security where the pinball machines are?
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Don’t butt into a private high stakes poker tournament game saying “mind if I join in?”
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Don’t ask the blackjack dealer if he knows any good card tricks?
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Don’t ask the casino cashier for change for the toilets condom machine?
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Don’t ask the croupier if you can use your lucky dice?
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Don’t ask the dealer about the odds on strip poker?
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Don’t ask the guy next to you if he can break a five?
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Don’t ask the Roulette guy if the French wheel was imported from France?
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Don’t ask where the play blackjack for fun tables are?
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Don’t bring your silver dollar yo-yo near the slot machines!
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Don’t call for a ball measurement after losing a roulette spin!
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Don’t complain to the pitboss about the dealer’s poker face!
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Don’t count cards with your fingers and toes!
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Don’t flip chips capriciously onto the poker table from 5 feet away and say “let it ride baby”!
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Don’t pretend you’re an IRS agent and talk into your sleeve!
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Don’t pull out your Hoyle’s rule book when the blackjack dealer says you can’t split an 8th time!
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Don’t put your dinner plate on the roulette table!
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Don’t say Episcopalian when the cashier asks you which denomination you prefer?
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Don’t stuff your pockets with big magnets and then play roulette!
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Don’t tip the casino security guard!
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Don’t try to psyche out the blackjack dealer by staring at him for 5 minutes.!
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If you lose at Blackjack, don’t say to the dealer, “okay, okay, double or nothing?”
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Never wink at the blackjack dealer, especially if he’s the same sex!
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When the dealer decides to stand, don’t say “I’m calling’ ya’ yellow’ mister”!
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Don’t attempt to buy poker chips using monopoly money!