E-Mail Joke 1
Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

E-Mail Joke 2
Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

E-Mail Joke 3
Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

E-Mail Joke 4
Why do church bells never send e-mails? They d rather give each other a ring.

E-Mail Joke 5
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

E-Mail Joke 6
Why don’t vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.

E-Mail Joke 7
Why don’t you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

E-Mail Joke 8
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

E-Mail Joke 9
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What’s the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

E-Mail Joke 10
How come you never write e-mails? I d rather send a note!

E-Mail Joke 11
How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.

E-Mail Joke 12
How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

E-Mail Joke 13
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.

E-Mail Joke 14
How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.

E-Mail Joke 15
How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

E-Mail Joke 16
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!

E-Mail Joke 17
How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.

E-Mail Joke 18
How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.

E-Mail Joke 19
How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.

E-Mail Joke 20
How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

E-Mail Joke 21
How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.

E-Mail Joke 22
How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.

E-Mail Joke 23
How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

E-Mail Joke 24
How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.

E-Mail Joke 25
How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.

E-Mail Joke 26
How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

E-Mail Joke 27
I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

E-Mail Joke 28
Teacher: You’ve been e-mailing other pupils that I m ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn’t realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

E-Mail Joke 29
What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

E-Mail Joke 30
What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.

E-Mail Joke 31
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.

E-Mail Joke 32
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, What’s up, Doc? What’s up, Doc? Check for bugs in your system.

E-Mail Joke 33
When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

E-Mail Joke 34
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

E-Mail Joke 35
I’ve lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don’t be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

E-Mail Joke 36
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

E-Mail Joke 37
What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.

E-Mail Joke 38
What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

E-Mail Joke 39
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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