Easter Joke 1
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
Easter Joke 2
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Easter Joke 3
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!
Easter Joke 4
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Easter Joke 5
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
Easter Joke 6
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
Easter Joke 7
What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
Easter Joke 8
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
Easter Joke 9
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
Easter Joke 10
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Easter Joke 11
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!
Easter Joke 12
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot!
Easter Joke 13
What’s long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
Easter Joke 14
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
Easter Joke 15
Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm?” Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.” Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.” Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”
Easter Joke 16
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
Easter Joke 17
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
Easter Joke 18
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?” “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”
Easter Joke 19
Would you like something from my Easter basket? “Sure!” “Here. Have some plastic grass.”
Easter Joke 20
Why are you studying your Easter candy? “I m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
Easter Joke 21
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It’s a tender tail!
Easter Joke 22
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!
Easter Joke 23
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!
Easter Joke 24
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
Easter Joke 25
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Easter Joke 26
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
Easter Joke 27
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
Easter Joke 28
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O Neal? They re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Easter Joke 29
What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
Easter Joke 30
What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!
Easter Joke 31
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
Easter Joke 32
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
Easter Joke 33
Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!
Easter Joke 34
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
Easter Joke 35
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Easter Joke 36
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
Easter Joke 37
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it’s always on a sundae!
Easter Joke 38
What is a dog’s favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
Easter Joke 39
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”? The Easter Elephant.
Easter Joke 40
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.
Easter Joke 41
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
Easter Joke 42
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Easter Joke 43
What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!
Easter Joke 44
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
Easter Joke 45
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
Easter Joke 46
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
Easter Joke 47
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Easter Joke 48
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
Easter Joke 49
Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
Easter Joke 50
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!