Mouse Joke 1
One lab mouse to another: I’ve trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
Mouse Joke 2
What do mice do when they re at home ? Mousework !
Mouse Joke 3
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !
Mouse Joke 4
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
Mouse Joke 5
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they d look silly with long hair !
Mouse Joke 6
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
Mouse Joke 7
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Mouse Joke 8
Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
Mouse Joke 9
What’s a mouse’s least favorite record ? What’s up Pussycat !
Mouse Joke 10
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
Mouse Joke 11
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !
Mouse Joke 12
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
Mouse Joke 13
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
Mouse Joke 14
What is a mouse’s favorite record ? Please cheese me !
Mouse Joke 15
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see ? Three blind mice !
Mouse Joke 16
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
Mouse Joke 17
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there’s a moose on the loose !
Mouse Joke 18
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it’s raining cats and dogs !
Mouse Joke 19
What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
Mouse Joke 20
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
Mouse Joke 21
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
Mouse Joke 22
What’s the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
Mouse Joke 23
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
Mouse Joke 24
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
Mouse Joke 25
What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
Mouse Joke 26
Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
Mouse Joke 27
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
Mouse Joke 28
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Mouse Joke 29
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
Mouse Joke 30
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
Mouse Joke 31
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
Mouse Joke 32
What is a mouse’s favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
Mouse Joke 33
Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
Mouse Joke 34
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
Mouse Joke 35
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
Mouse Joke 36
What’s a mouse’s favourite record ? Please cheese me !
Mouse Joke 37
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.