Funny Arab Jokes

Funny Arab Jokes 1
Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:

Be Allah you can be!

Martyrs have more fun!

Free camouflage turbans! Sign up today!

Uncle oSAMa wants you!

Funny Arab Jokes 2
Proper Forms of Addressing an Arab:
Camel jockey, tent-head, soggy Arabian, gas-ass, dune coon, sand nigger.

Funny Arab Jokes 3
Why aren’t there any WalMarts in Afghanistan?
Because there’s a Target on every corner!

Funny Arab Jokes 4
Why don’t they teach Drivers Ed and Sex Ed on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!

Funny Arab Jokes 5
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!

Arab Jokes One Liners

Arab Jokes One Liners 1
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!

Arab Jokes One Liners 2
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!

Arab Jokes One Liners 3
What do you call a pretty Paki?
Asif!

Arab Jokes One Liners 4
What do you call an Arab playing polo?
A camel jockey!

Arab Jokes One Liners 5
What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!

Racist Arab Jokes

Racist Arab Jokes 1
What’s 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?
A turban!

Racist Arab Jokes 2
What’s the difference between an American girl and an Arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.

Racist Arab Jokes 3
When is the only time you can spit in a Persian woman’s face?
When her mustache is on fire!

Racist Arab Jokes 4
Is it true that Muslims read from right to left?
stnuc gniknits gnikcuf fo hcnuB

Racist Arab Jokes 5
Why are camels the submarines of the desert?
They’re full of Iraqi semen!

Arab People Jokes

Arab People Jokes 1
Saudi Text Message
“Happy Valentines Day XXX”

Send to >> Group >> Wives

Arab People Jokes 2
I was walking through a Saudi Arabian market when I saw a guy getting his hand stitched back on.
I said, “I see you won your appeal!”

Arab People Jokes 3
Muslims don’t eat pigs because they are “dirty”.
Anyone else think its a bit of a pot calling the kettle black situation?

Arab Jokes

Arab People Jokes 4
Have you heard of the new Iraqi boy band?
No kids on the block!

Arab People Jokes 5
How do you get 200 Afghans out of a bingo hall?
Shout “B-52”

Best Arab Jokes

Best Arab Jokes 1
Why are Arab football (soccer) teams so shitty?
Every-time they get a corner they open up a shop!

Best Arab Jokes 2
Saudi Text Message
“Happy Valentines Day XXX”

Send to >> Group >> Wives

Best Arab Jokes 3
Islam means peace!
Stop means go, up means down, left means right…

Best Arab Jokes 4
What do you call a camel with four humps?
A Saudi quattro

Best Arab Jokes 5
Why did the Arab trade his wife for an outhouse?
Because the hole was smaller and the smell was better!

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