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Afghans are not Arab.
How do you bring peace to mid-east & solve global warming?…. …carpet bomb it with 25mt nukes creating a giant mirror.
What do you call a dunecoon that blows ONLY himself up…. …a peaceful muslim.
that’s fucked up dud
Haha lol who ever came up with this jokes has no life, I mean seriously I am an afghan Australian and what I was taught and what I know is that afghans are not Arabs
lol the person who came up with this jokes needed his hand up a camels ass more than a afghan mechanic it would’ve been a great event in his life, cause the shit of a camel is on his arm and he can eat it to get a remarkable brain, suck on that motherfucker
Afghan Mechanic Joke
Hahha lol who ever came up with this is a little Israeli dickhead, I mean seriously afghans are not Arabs get your facts right like this motherfucker who came up with the jokes really need his hand up a camels ass so he can touch the shit then eat it and get a remarkable brain
Did you know that Iraqi fighter pilots are the easiest to train in the world? You only have to teach them to take off!
Have you heard of the new Iraqi boy band? No kids on the block!
Have you seen the new Iraqi Flag? A white star on a white background!
How do you get 30 Iraqis into a telephone box? Tell them it isn’t theirs!
How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52…F-16…B-2….
What do you get if you put 30 Iraqi women in a bomb shelter? A full set of teeth!
What’s the difference between American and Iraqi pilots? American pilots break ground and fly into the wind!
Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottomed boats? So that they can see their Navy!
How do you get 200 Afghans out of a bingo hall? Shout “B-52”
How many Afghans does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn’t matter. The electricity has been off for at least a year anyway!
What’s the best Afghani job? Foreign Ambassador!
Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper? Because they need a map.
What is Afghanistan’s national bird? Duck!
After two days in the desert, Abdul’s camel was about to collapse. “Saddam,” Abdul ordered, “bring her over here to the watering hole!” Saddam brought the camel to the watering hole, but no matter what they did, the camel would not drink.
Knowing that the camel would die if it did not drink, Abdul came up with an idea. “We will have to force the camel drink,” Abdul explained, “Saddam, when I hold the camels head under the water, you start sucking through it’s arsehole, and it will be forced to drink!”
Knowing they would die if the camel didn’t drink, Saddam went to the rear of the camel. As Abdul stuck the camel’s head under the water, Saddam began sucking on the camel’s arsehole.
After a couple of minutes sucking on the arsehole, Saddam shouted to Abdul, “Lift her head a little, she’s sucking mud!”
How do you get an Arab woman pregnant? Cum all over her feet and let the flies do the rest!
What do you call an Arab roofing contractor? Shiite on a shingle!
What’s the difference between a catfish and an Arab woman? One’s got whiskers and smells. The other is a fish!
What’s the difference between an Arab an ET? ET went home!
Why did the Arab trade his wife for an outhouse? Because the hole was smaller and the smell was better!
Why don’t arabs take their wives to soccer games? Because they jump the fence and eat the grass!
A guy walked up to an Arab woman and said, “Excuse me, but can I smell your cunt?” “Most certainly not!” said the Arab lady. “Oh,! said the guy, “It must be your feet then!”
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