Snowman Joke 1
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
Snowman Joke 2
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
Snowman Joke 3
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!
Snowman Joke 4
What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
Snowman Joke 5
Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.
Snowman Joke 6
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I m a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
Snowman Joke 7
What is a snowman’s favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !
Snowman Joke 8
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !
Snowman Joke 9
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !
Snowman Joke 10
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
Snowman Joke 11
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
Snowman Joke 12
What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
Snowman Joke 13
What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !
Snowman Joke 14
Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !
Snowman Joke 15
How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !
Snowman Joke 16
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
Snowman Joke 17
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !
Snowman Joke 18
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !
Snowman Joke 19
Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !
Snowman Joke 20
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
Snowman Joke 21
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
Snowman Joke 22
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
Snowman Joke 23
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head? It knocked him cold.
Snowman Joke 24
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
Snowman Joke 25
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Snowman Joke 26
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
Snowman Joke 27
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
Snowman Joke 28
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
Snowman Joke 29
Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
Snowman Joke 30
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.