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Funny Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree

Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat that she dont need no airoplane to get to china she just jumps up and down

Yo momma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic

Yo momma so fat that she makes the grand cayon look like a paper cut

Yo momma so fat that she puts on lip stick wif a paint roller

Yo momma so fat that she triped over a wallmut triped over kmart and landed on target

Yo momma so fat that she uses a paint roler to put on her lip stick

Yo momma so fat that she was call FAT ASS went she was born

Yo momma so fat that she went on a elavata she press up she went down.

Yo momma so fat that she went shopping and the shop closed when it seen her coming from new york to sydney

Yo momma so fat that she went to sit on a chare all u herd was crack.

Yo momma so fat that she went to the circus and when she walked a little boy said, look momma its the elephant!

Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo momma so fat that she`s startin to look like u!!!!!

Yo momma so fat that shes always everywhere even on the other side of the world

Yo momma so fat that shes got her own postcode

Yo momma so fat that the only letters of the alphabet she knows are kfc

Yo momma so fat that the only thing stopping her getting to jenny craig is the door!!

Yo momma so fat that they had to chrisian her at sea world

Yo momma so fat that wen she goes on to a beach everyone shouts free willy:P

Yo momma so fat that wen she walked akros da moon she cause an eclipse

Yo momma so fat that wheb she sat on rainbow skittles popped out!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

Yo momma so fat that when i go for a run around her i lost 3kg

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat that when she bent over your dad popped out!!!!!

Yo momma so fat that when she crosses the road cars look out for her

Yo momma so fat that when she farted everyone thought the wind was blowing

Yo momma so fat that when she farts its a stink bomb

Yo momma so fat that when she goes into a resturant they call a swat team

Yo momma so fat that when she goes to kfc she orders the big bucket on the rof.

Yo momma so fat that when she got in the the swimming pool the water jumped out

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat that when she jumped her tits hit Neptune out of the solar system

Yo momma so fat that when she jumped on the rainbow skittles popped out

Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales sing I beleive I can fly because they really are flying.

Yo momma so fat that when she sings it’s over!

Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

Yo momma so fat that when she swam in the oceon she got the other side and when she got out her beckinie obsorbed all the water and all the fish were stuck up her arse and you could see titanic now you know why she was so fishy down below

Yo momma so fat that when she trips, the Earth cracks in 2 piece

Yo momma so fat that when she went missing, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family

Yo momma so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat at the shops people yelled out taxi

Yo momma so fat that when shes pees, it rains!

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat the circus use her as a trampoline

Yo momma so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife

Yo momma so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”

Yo momma so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat the neighbours are always round

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.

Yo momma so fat then when she changed seat on the plane the twin towers came down!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat tht when she walked across the tv i missed 3 episodes

Yo momma so fat thta when she goes tho the cinema she sits nxt to every one

Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!

Yo momma so fat we had a pool party in her bellly button!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat we when she dieted for a week the European food surplus doubled.

Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.

Yo momma SO fat wen she has a cone she goes cannibal

Yo momma so fat wen she jumpt in the air she got stuk lol

Yo momma so fat wen she saw a black car she said “hey stop that fucking jo loui”

Yo momma so fat were in her write now

Yo momma so fat were’re inside her right know

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat when I cut her back bacon juice comes out.

Yo momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

Yo momma so fat when i put her in my front lawn i could feel the water waves moving

Yo momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Yo momma so fat when i tried 2 drive ma car around her i ran outta gas

Yo momma so fat when it rains she uses the freeway onramp as a slip and slide

Yo momma so fat when my frined tooker her hunting and all the animals ran away because she smeeled like u

Yo momma so fat when scientist fisrst seen her they thought they discovered a new planet

Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

Yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Yo momma so fat when she bent over mayo squirted out!!

Yo momma so fat when she breaks her leg gravy pours out

Yo momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy cam out!!!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumped she took the bridge down with her

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!

Yo momma so fat when she dieted for a week the local supermarket filed for bankruptcy.

Yo momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”

Yo momma so fat when she goes outside everybody thinks its daylight savings

Yo momma so fat when she goes shopping it cost her a hole yearly money of food shopping.

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales start singing we are family ive got all my brothes and sisters with me

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone number

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat when she hoped on the scales it said her credit card numba

Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing ‘ We Are Family ‘

Yo momma so fat when she landed in the air she made a huge earthquake

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat when she opens the Fridge it says – ‘I give up…’

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

Yo momma so fat when she put on her red dress and go outside all the kids look up and say “Hey Koolaid”

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat when she sat in the middle of the road and the car swerved around her the car ran out of fuel.

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter she shot a booger out of george washingtons nose

Yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she yelled slow down with dat twicky

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she sits down she needs planning permission

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat when she stands in the middle of the street wearing a yellow rain coat they yell out TAXI

Yo momma so fat she got locked in Mcdonalds and she starved to death

Yo momma so fat that when she walks along the water at the beach the whales jump out and say omg their is some one fatter than us

Yo momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”

Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales her phone number came up

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she visited Egypt she was mistaken for a pyramid from a distance.

Yo momma so fat when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo people walked by and said look at that hippopotomas lol

Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 5 minutes of the show.

Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed all three Lord of the Rings movies!

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat when she wanted a glass of water the gave her a water tank!!! thats all from me guys keep thinkin of em

Yo momma so fat when she wanted a water bed they had to put a blanket over the passific ocian.

Yo momma so fat when she wants to go to the store she has to get took by a dump truck

Yo momma so fat when she wares a yellow jacket kids think she is a school bus

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”

Yo momma so fat when she went for liposuction the extracted fat was estimated to be enough to keep McDonald’s and Burger King in business through the entire credit crunch.

Yo momma so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she went the bathroom thetoilet started singing A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me

Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!

Yo momma so fat when she went to town she nicked the c from clairs accsesories and the c from M’c Donalds for her earings but she took em back because they were different colors

Yo momma so fat when she wore an x-files t-shirt a helicopter landed on her

Yo momma so fat when shes in the lake the crocidile even runs away (thats the first the zoo keeper says ) lol lol lol

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat when the measured her, they had to use a megga tape.

Yo momma so fat when there was a yellow bus filled with whit kids she said stop that twinkie

Yo momma so fat when we went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install

Yo momma so fat when you called her on your phone you had to pay for long distance

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when you search for Yo momma so fat jokes on Google there’s an image of her at the top of the results.

Yo momma so fat whn she did a bck filp she hit jesus she has so much flab

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat even her picture fell off the wall.

Yo momma so fat her theme song is “Hungry, Hungry Hippos”

Yo momma so fat i tried to drive around her but i ran out of petrol!

Yo momma so fat she couldnt make it to the milky way, so she ate one isted

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat she fell over on the 4th avenue and got up on the 21st.

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”

Yo momma so fat she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!

Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat she irons her pants on the motorway

Yo momma so fat she jumped in mid-air and got stuck

Yo momma so fat she jumped into the sea and all the wales gathered round and san “we are family”!

Yo momma so fat she turned the Gateway Arch into a McDonald’s sign.

Yo momma so fat she went to the masseiuse and every massager needed a search party

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo momma so fat thaat when she jump for joy….she got stuck!!

Yo momma so fat that i tried to drive round her and ran out of petrol!!!

Yo momma so fat that when you saw her wear a red jacket u said HEY LOOK ITS A FIRE TRUCK!!!

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat ur grandma had to take her to seaworld just to get baptized

Yo momma so fat when she goes bunjey jumping the whole bridge comes down with her!

Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean, the blue wales sang, “we are family, even though your fater then me!!!!!”

Yo momma so fat when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale it read: one at a time please.

Yo momma so fat when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat when she wears a red jumpsuit little kids run around here with cups in their hands yelling ” Kool-aid, Kool – Aid”

Yo momma so fat when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

Yo momma so fat when someone threw a bus at her, she said,” hey, who threw that rock?”

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat that when she farts.George bush accuse her of global warming

Yo momma so fat when i made love to her i burnt my ass on the lightbulb

Yo momma so fat when i made love to her i had to roll her in flour to find the wet bit

Yo momma so fat when i went down on her i had to say fart an give me a clue

Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

Yo momma so fat when she went for a swim the seal level rose by 3 feet

Yo momma so fat not even jesus could lift up her spirit

Yo momma so ghetto she breastfeeds kool-aid!!!

Yo momma so ghetto,that when she breast feeds.Kool-aid comes out.

Yo momma so hairy she lifts her arm it looks like she gt bob marley in a head lock

Yo momma so hairy that when she walking down the street her legs look like two dogs fighting

Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wakie!!!

Yo momma so hairy tht when she pulled down her pants dad yelled “its Osama!”

Yo momma so hairy wen u were born u got carpet burn

Yo momma so hairy when she lifts up her arms it looks like she has got bob marly in a headlock.

Yo momma so hairy when u were born u had carpet burn!

Yo momma so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you died of rug-burn.

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.

Yo momma so kind she compared u to shit

Yo momma so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn’t have enough for the $2 sex.

Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.

Yo momma so old dat when she farts all dat comes out iz dust

Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!

Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo momma so old jesus was her best friend

Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.

Yo momma so old she went to school with jesus!!!!

Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!

Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.

Yo momma so old that she ate popcorn when the asteroid killed the dinosaurs

Yo momma so old that she has Adam and Eve’s autograph!

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo momma so old the her barest milk to into powderer lolololololololololol yo mans Yo momma so old lol 1_7

Yo momma so old wen she went to da toilet dust came ottt

Yo momma so old when her mumma told her to act her age she died

Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo momma so old when she went in a play … they told her to act her age …. and she died!

Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says expired

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!

Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!

Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!

Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

Yo momma so old, when I told her to act her age the bitch died

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma so poor dat she stole free toys

Yo momma so poor for christmas she bought a video people opening there presents funny rigth lol!!!

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

Yo momma so poor i went ovr to hr house and stppdd on a ciggeret And she yelled Who turned of the heater??

Yo momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.

Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor she cant afford to pay attenion

Yo momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”

Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”

Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”

Yo momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor…i rang her door bell and her toilet flushed

Yo momma so rubbish at jokes she sed shall i tell u the joke about the bin every 1 sed noooooooo its to rubbish

Yo momma so scody that they tape deadliest catch in her underpants

Yo momma so short she can do backflips under a bed

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo momma so short that she can backflip under the bed

Yo momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”

Yo momma so short that ur dad can use her 4 a tooth pick

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers liscense

Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.

Yo momma so skinny she can hoola hoop in a fruit loop

Yo momma so skinny she can put her piss flaps ova her head and look like a sugarpuff lol

Yo momma so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio!!!

Yo momma so small she committed suicide of the kerb

Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus ticket

Yo momma so small that she holded up a sign that said dont spit cant swim.

Yo momma so stupid her IQ equals to I.O.U

Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”

Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma so stupid she dialed 911 on the microwave

Yo momma so stupid she gave birth to you and thought you were shit

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in the food market and starved

Yo momma so stupid she got locvked in a toilet and pissed herself

Yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo momma so stupid she putes makup on her head to makup her mind

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo momma so stupid she takes a ruler 2 bed nd sees how long she sleeps

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.

Yo momma so stupid she thought that an elavator was her mobile home

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed

Yo momma so stupid she took a puzzle back to a store and said it came all broken! suckas!

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid she traded in her car for gas money

Yo momma so stupid she tried to make the leaning tower of pisa straight!

Yo momma so stupid she watches football and calls it “soccer”.

Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.

Yo momma so stupid that she asked whats the number to 000.

Yo momma so stupid that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”

Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.

Yo momma so stupid when jumped off a cliff she asked for directions

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo momma so stupid you said lets watch color tv she said let me get out my crayons

Yo momma so stupid, i told her it was chili outside and she ran out with a spoon.

Yo momma so stupid, she bought a donut, but had to return it cuz it had a hole in it.

Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.

Yo momma so Tall She backfliped And Kicked Jesus

Yo momma so thick she said to the cat go get me my mobile . wait it herer and she picked up the celculator.

Yo momma so uggly she makes blind children cry

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo momma so ugly even ron jeremy turned her down

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo momma so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma so ugly it thought a plane crash landed

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her momma said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo momma so ugly king kong rang her up and asked for his face back

Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and blinded herself

Yo momma so ugly she looks like king kong in the morning.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly she made god say “christ repeles you!!”

Yo momma so ugly she made kool-aid man go OH NO!!!

Yo momma so ugly she made me go blind

Yo momma so ugly she makes blind guy say holy crap shes ugly!

Yo momma so ugly she ran the boogeyman out of business

Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma so ugly she whent to shrek the third and some one said wow! shrek is 3d sitting next to me!

Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

Yo momma so ugly that people thought michael jackson was her twin

Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train

Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said no profeshinals

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”

Yo momma so ugly when she tries to take a bath, the water jumps out!!

Yo momma so ugly when she wakes up the sun goes down!

Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo momma so ugly when she went to the toilet and scared the shits out of its

Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

Yo momma so ugly, she wears handme down, handme downs…

Yo momma so ugly, when she try to apply to to a haunted movie they said, “Sorry, No professionals.”

Yo momma so ugly….god decided to only make 1 and smashed the mould

Yo momma so ugly….when she was born the doctor slapped her mother

Yo momma so ulgy she put the boogey man out of baneas

Yo momma so ygly she had to whare make up on the radio

Yo momma sodumb she got stabbed in a shootout

Yo momma soo fat her pantie size is bungaloo

Yo momma soo fat i need 2buses and a train too get on her good side

Yo momma soo fat she got baptised at sea world

Yo momma teeth are so yellow dorthy and to do thought it was the yellow brick road

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma that fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo momma vag is nasty they make people eat that stuff on fear factor

Yo mumma is so fat that her mobile went off and everyone though she was reversing

yo mumma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the soffa lol

can u tell ur momma to stop changing her lipstick cz my dick looks like a rainbow !

do you know why the dinosaurs are extinct because your fat momma farted and killed every 1

Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo momma so poor she live in a flip flop!

don’t worry your momma the smartest person i know with down syndrome

Ever since your momma entertained micheal jackson, he’s been ordering the Extra Large pack of a whole lot of luvin!

float like a butterfly sting like a bee i sleep with your momma now it hurts when i pee

ur family tree is lyk a catus there all pricks

ur so dumb you had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

ur so ugly Yo momma had 2 feed you with a catapult

ur so ugly Yo momma had to tie a pork chop 2 ur face just so the dog would play with you

when Yo momma jumps in the sea the whales sing we r famaly even now ur fatter thn me

yo dad thinks his superman with ur momma red scarf..

yo doctor is so ugly he manages 2 give freddy kruger nightmares

Yo family is so poor when i asked whats for dinner, yoYo momma pulled out a shot gun and said, “The next momma Fuker that moves.”

Yo family is so ugly, when i took a bugger off the wall she said, ” Who took off our family picture?!”

You so ugly that pimple on your lips mistook your lips for the crack of you ass!

You so ugly yo momma got morning sickness after you were born!

your so fat when u go to a buffet they have to install speed bumps

your so ugly u haf to get yo momma drunk to kisss u

your so ugly your momma got a paper stating u have to stay 1000 feet away from her!

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