God is like A Ford: He’s got a better idea.
God is like Alberto Vo-5: He holds through all kinds of weather.
God is like Alka-Seltzer: Try him, you’ll like Him
God is like Allstate: You’re in good hands.
God is like Bayer Asprin: He works miracles.
God is like Coke: He’s the real thing.
God is like Delta: He’s ready when you are.
God is like Dial Soap: Aren’t you glad you’ve got Him? Don’t you wish everybody did?
God is like General Electric: He brings good things to life.
God is like Hallmark Cards: He cared enough to send the very best.
God is like Scotch Tape: You can’t see Him, but you know He’s there.
God is like Sears: He has everything.
God is like The US Post Office: Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail will keep Him from His appointed rounds.
God is like Tide: He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
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