You find yourself in a big room.
In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman.
In the third corner you find Spiderman.
In the fourth corner you find a gorgeous, intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with a ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Who gets to the pot of gold first?
None of them, because none of these characters exist.
Gorgeous, Intelligent Blonde Joke Submitted by Hot Blonde Bombshell