Grand National Joke 1
Got a Grand National Gambling Tip for Aintree Tomorrow
“Foundation” 2nd Race. You can put your house on it

Grand National Joke 2
Got a hot Grand National Gambling Tip
Creosote in the 4.15. It’s great over fences!

Grand National Joke 3
Grand National Gambling Tip
“Spearmint Gum”, although, no, that sticks to the rails.!

Grand National Joke 4
Grand National Gambling Tip
leaky tap, but only if its running.

Grand National Joke 5
Grand National Gambling Tip
V-NECK 15/1 its always been a good jumper

Grand National Joke 6
Great Grand National Gambling Tip for Aintree again.
12-1 dusty rug. It’s never been beaten.

Grand National Joke 7
I was going to back “Itchyfanny” at the Grand National, but that’s been scratched!!

Grand National Joke 8
My granddad rode the winner of the Grand National.
He got 3 years for bestiality.

Grand National Joke 9
My pony was going to enter the Grand National, but it got a cold and is feeling a little hoarse.

Grand National Joke 10
Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary’s horse came in first at Cheltenham yesterday.
It should’ve come in at Chepstow.

Grand National Joke 11
Tip for the Grand National?
Ironing Board, put your shirt on it.

Grand National Joke 12
Was on my way out of the house last Saturday when I shouted to my wife. “I’m just nipping to the bookies love, going to have a few bets on the football”.
“Ok”, she replied, “that’s fine dear”.
This really shocked me as I was expecting her to kick off, but with her being so nice about it I shouted back, “I might even have a cheeky bet on the grand national”.
“Don’t push it”, she yelled back.
Best betting tip I’ve ever had.

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