Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
“My name is Bobby. What’s yours?” asked the first boy.
“Danny,” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Bobby.
Danny replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.”
“Honest?” asked Bobby.
“No, just the regular kind”, replied Danny.