After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama Bin Laden made his way to the pearly gates.

There, Osama Bin Laden was greeted by George Washington.

”How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” yelled Washington, slapping Osama Bin Laden in the face.

Patrick Henry came up from behind. “You wanted to end America’s liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punched Osama Bin Laden in the nose.

James Madison came next, and said, “This is why I allowed the government provide for the common defense!” He took a sledge hammer and whacked Osama Bin Laden’s knees.

Osama Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged. As Osama Bin Laden awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, “This is not what I was promised!”

An angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?”

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