Jordan Katie Price Joke 1
Frankie Boyle Jordan Joke: “Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey. Eventually one will lose and will have to keep him.”
Jordan Katie Price Joke 2
Frankie Boyle Jordan Joke: “I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter, she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her.”
Jordan Katie Price Joke 3
Katie Price has been quoted as saying: “My death might be a Diana moment”
Yeah, we all wish it had happened in 1997 too.
Jordan Katie Price Joke 4
Executives for I’m A Celebrity have said viewing figures have dropped by over 2 million since Katie Price left the jungle.
That’s because her ex-boyfriends have stopped watching.
Jordan Katie Price Joke 5
Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack?
That’s ASDA Price.
Selling Plastic Fire Trucks
That’s Fisher Price
Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun?
That’s Katie Price.
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ITV has announced that Katie Price will become the first person ever to appear in I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here twice and all over the country the sound of no one giving a fuck has broken out.
Jordan Katie Price Joke 7
Homeless and out of work, Peter Andre goes for a job interview working down a coal mine.
“So Mr Andre, why do you think you’re the right man for this job?” asks the interviewer.
“Well, I’ve been working with slag for the best part of four years now, mate,” he replies. “And also I know how to handle a spade.”
Jordan Katie Price Joke 8
MSN News: Alex Reid claims he tells Jordan he loves her “50 million times a day.”
That would mean you tell her every 0.001728 seconds then, Alex, you retarded, spotlight-grabbing, fame-seeking man-whore. And, by the way, Jordan is a dirty fucking slag.
Jordan Katie Price Joke 9
On a scale of Jordan to Jewish, how tight are you?
Jordan Katie Price Joke 10
I have just seen Peter Andre at the seaside.
He was just sitting on his own, building sandcastles…
Mind you, he still looked happy doing it without his bucket and spade there.
Jordan Katie Price Joke
There’s one thing Katie Price hasn’t fucked that we’d love to see her do.