KKK Joke 1
What does the KKK call their guillotine?
Black head remover.
KKK Joke 2
What goes white, white, white, white, white, black, white, white and white?
A spy in the Ku Klux Klan
KKK Joke 3
What have the Ku Klux Klan and anabolic steroids got in common?
They both make niggers run like fuck!
KKK Joke 4
What’s the difference between Luis Suarez and the Ku Klux Klan?
Suarez wasted 8 matches on one black cunt.
KKK Joke 5
What’s the Ku Klux Klan’s favourite football team?
KKK Joke 6
What’s the KKK’s favourite Tube station?
KKK Joke 7
When the Ku Klux Klan have a party, the local black guys always get roped in to provide the entertainment.
KKK Joke 8
Why doesn’t the Ku Klux Klan operate in New Orleans?
The niggers are too wet to burn.
KKK Joke 9
I got my history essay on the Ku Klux Klan back today and I got 0%
Apparently ‘ The Good Aul’ Days’ wasnt a suitable heading….
KKK Joke 10
I wanted to join the Ku Klux Klan so I went on the webite, looked at all the requirements and to my dismay they only allow U.S citizens to join.
Are these guys racists or something?
KKK Joke 11
I’m not racist, but do all the Ku Klux Klan members look the same?
KKK Joke 12
If the Ku Klux Klan think white people are better, why do they dress like Muslim women?
KKK Joke 13
It was funny on the tube today – I was sitting reading a book about Ku Klux Klan attacks and then I looked up and saw three black people staring at me!
One of them said, “Please stop reading that book at the top of your voice”.